Free Blogger: DANGEROUS DONGS - DANGEROUSDONGS found this hilarious, I nevertheless felt sorry for Bonita, so I called my best buddy, who had the hots for her, and told him to get there ASAP. He was in Medical School, and, despite having just finished a 24-hour shift in the ER, got there in 10 minutes and fucked her until daybreak. He later told me what an excellent and uninhibited lover she was¡Xshe loved to suck dick very aggressively--and thenceforth we slightly altered her first name to "Bone-eater!"
Anyway, to conclude the main story:
Marty had some tenants who totally trashed one of the houses I had fixed up for her immediately before they moved in, and their deposit didn't begin to cover the repairs, so she sued and asked me to appear in court as the key witness, since I was the only person other than she who could testify as to the condition of the house. I agreed and appeared at the courthouse for several days in a row, but the tenant's attorney played the stall game and got continuance after continuance.
